It was called Three Mergers: I have to empty my bladder just before sex. He was sent to France as a spy and resistance fighter. I was lying in bed, masturbating, as you do, when I felt a lump on my left testicle, the size of a pea. When we got to the bedroom I told her I had issues with staying hard. I spent nine years researching surgery to create a penis.
I ignored it for nine months until it was the size of two fingers put together.
Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all
I could see the shadowy lump on the scan. My girlfriend and I are having sex perfectly fine now. I met my fiancee four years later. That was delicate, Dodsworth says, but not as delicate as this. I went all round Europe, because in the UK people were having real problems — the only stories I ever heard were bad. In the end I had three weeks of radiotherapy as well as having the testicle removed. It was treated, but it came back in a big way, in her bones, liver, kidneys, you name it — and eventually the brain.